Georgetown has a nursing school?

Here's a joke for both of Georgetown's Nursing students.

What did the spleen say to the colon?
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I've noticed that when times get too tough to handle, men become homeless beggars while women become prostitutes. It's interesting to me because the Bible would say that what men crave most is respect and what women crave most is love. The main thing that a beggar is blatantly denied is respect while the main thing that a prostitute is blatantly denied is love. Weird coincidence or not? Comments are desired.

Update Alert

3am is the new midnight. you heard it here first.

and making absolute statements about God without even considering other opinions is likely to net you one of these.

More to the point, an actual pseudomemory dating April 8th, 2006:

he awoke with a start

3000 volts straight to his heart

his life was over before it began

only the dream of a comatose man.

I'll be here all night....

waiting. like Chuck Norris: he doesn't sleep; he waits.

A Startling Message from my Secret Admirer

At first, I thought you were too good to be true; but now I realize you are too true to be good.

The Problem of the 90s

Nation: a group of people united by a common error about their ancestry and a common dislike of their neighbors.

We have a duty to integrity to the truth we continually approach.

An Opening Remark

Truth grew in my mind like a fungus, and though I tried to keep it out, there was no resisting the epiphanies.